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A couples therapy podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Watch our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the viewer, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Youth is Wasted on the Young
It’s your favourite part of the week again! Therapy Crouch is back with a bang and this week Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their misspent youth activities. Expect tales of underage discos enough to whip you up into a FRENZY and lessons on how not to pull a sicky when you are battling your first hangover. Agony Ab is on hand to provide some much needed guidance and comic relief for what to do when your husband has some interesting locations he likes to spend a penny or, even worse, thinks they’re the next Whitney Houston.
In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, by popular demand, Abbey opens the door on what helped shape her career as one of Britain’s Next Top Models. It’s safe to say this journey was not all plain sailing, with plenty of high points, low points and laughs along the way. We also hear Pete’s opinions on the change in power dynamic once you put a ring on it and why ‘Airport Ab’ is a force to be reckoned with on the family holiday. The nation’s favourite agony aunts are also on hand to give advice on what to do if you pass gas in front of your in-laws and reveal why a tattoo on someone’s ‘Theatre of Dreams’ may not be all it is cracked up to be.
Half Term from Hell
In this week’s episode Abbey and Peter talk about their rather eventful Easter break spent with their nearest and dearest….as well as their four kids. With Pete pondering why the little ones get such a long time off for Easter when Jesus himself only took 3 days, Abbey lets loose on some of their less-than-wholesome strolls in the park and trips to the beach. During Weekly Whine Club, Pete’s shortcomings on all things technology based are exposed and we hear from one of our listeners whose husband is left rather unimpressed by one of her morning rituals. In Agony Ab, we hear how one of our dear listeners is planning on throwing the wedding of a lifetime with his boyhood passion taking front and centre stage, and what to do when your gut feeling is telling you there is something wrong in the relationship.
Keeping Up Appearances
In today’s episode, Abbey and Peter are recovering from their recent getaway for a friend’s 30th birthday party. Having friends 10-15 years younger than you when you’re approaching the wrong side of 40 clearly takes it toll. We hear about how hangovers without kids can hit another level and the tricks and techniques you can do to keep up with the young ones. Our loyal listeners have been in touch with their relationship trials and tribulations and, as always, Agony Ab is on hand to give some questionable advice, including what to do when you’ve only been blessed with bee stings for boobs and the risks involved when sending your fella for a Turkey Teeth job.
Calm Down, Calm Down
On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, we are going full Scouse power and taking a look at Abbey’s Liverpudlian roots. In Weekly Whine Club, we hear how Mother’s Day in casa de Crouch went down (expect some fireworks) and the extraordinary lengths Peter has to go to for a simple slice of chocolate in his own home. Abbey also gives a crash course in some of her favourite Scouse lingo and we learn why should never call someone’s meat antwacky. So, go grab yourself a lolly ice and enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!
In this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing parent styles…what could go wrong? We also hear about their recent appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show and why there seems to be a huge problem with rimming in the Crouch household. Agony Ab is also back with a bang giving some great and some not so great advice out to you, our dear listeners.
The Doctor Will See You Now
In a slight change of gear for the Therapy Crouch team, Abbey and Peter sit down with Natali Kelly and Dr Jeffrey Braithwaite to discuss endometriosis – a condition which affects 1 in 10 women – during National Endometriosis Awareness Month. Discover more about the symptoms and treatments of the disease and how we can all do more to raise awareness. In Agony Ab, we learn about the perils of watching a blue movie with your phone connected to the family Bluetooth speaker, and why you should always leave the lights on when going for a midnight pee at your new in-laws house. As always, expect plenty of laughs and some outrageous one liners whilst also learning about something you may have been unfamiliar with beforehand. Everyday is a school day on The Therapy Crouch!
Top O' the Mornin' to Ya
In honour of St Patrick, the Therapy Crouch goes international and takes the team to Dublin. Expect plenty of Guinness, Irish stew and questionable footwear chat. In Agony Ab, we hear from one of our listeners whose boyfriend’s hairline is in desperate need of a trip to Turkey, and learn why Bondi Rescue and Home and Away may not be the best research tools used if you are planning to emigrate to Australia. So Happy (belated) St Patrick’s day, we hope you enjoy this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch! Sláinte!
The Big Day
In today’s episode we finally get an invite to the celebrity wedding event of the year – albeit 12 years too late. Abbey, being a trend setter as always, is rocking what she describes as a ‘Unitard’ but Peter more aptly labels as a giant baby grow. We hear about Pete’s questionable decision making on the eve of his big day and why you should never let a bunch of Scousers near your wedding day golf buggy. Tales of woe in Agony Ab are keeping us entertained, and Abbey gives some stern advice on what to do when your younger sibling is planning on upstaging your big day, as well as how to deal with potential bridesmaids from hell.
On today’s episode, we get an exclusive invite to the planning behind the wedding of the decade. From pre-match nerves to Elton John’s florist – learn more about the planning of the most important day of Abbey’s life (and probably Pete’s as well). We also hear how Abbey feels how she has made a load of new friends since starting the podcast and why Peter is still struggling to show his face in the bakery after THAT famous incident. And your favourite Agony Ab is back, helping to navigate the tricky waters of what to do when your girlfriend plans, and pays for, your wedding without your knowledge but on your credit card and how to get out of your sister’s OTT wedding prep.
Will You Marry Me?
This week, Abbey and Peter discuss how to nail the perfect proposal (spoiler: it does not involve chemtrails). Weekly Whine club is back, with Abbey and Peter going a bit more upmarket to celebrate the roaring success that is The Therapy Crouch! We learn why you can’t trust Abbey to keep a clean car and how Peter is considering taking up a career modelling fake tan. And, as always, Agony Ab is on hand to give you, the listener, some advice for your tricky relationship problems.
I WANT BONO!
On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter shed light on all the things they have in common, from nights in watching boxsets to nights out on the tiles…. and even their taste in men. The pair also bond over their shared appreciation for all things Bono and Barry from Eastenders. Plus the Weekly Whine Club returns and in Agony Ab, we go international and provide assistance to some of our Spanish listeners.
The Holiday Episode
This week, Pete and Abbey are streaming direct from their family holiday in sunny Portugal. Abbey and Pete reminisce some of their most memorable holiday moments, including fights with paparazzi, near death experiences and going undercover in Barcelona. Agony Ab is also back with a bang – with Abbey giving fashion tips on what to wear to a kinky rave and how to pass gas discretely when you’re in a new relationship.
Oh GROW UP!
In this week’s episode, Abbey and Peter give us a glimpse into what life in the public eye is really like. From the glitz and the glam to the sh*t and the sham, sit back and relax whilst we lift the lid on life as a celeb in 2023. This week also sees the return of the hotly anticipated ‘Weekly Whine Club’, so get your glasses and other half at the ready and find out what’s been grinding our gears recently.
What To Expect When You're Expecting
In today’s episode, Abbey and Pete discuss what to expect when you’re expecting. Abbey opens up on some of the issues they experienced when getting pregnant for the first time and offers advice to any listeners who find themselves in a similar situation.
You May As Well Move In Then
On this week’s episode, Pete provides a lesson on exactly how not to ask the love of your life to move in with you.
Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and shed light on their early days of dating, as well as advice on how to keep the spark alive once you settle down.
The Therapy Crouch
Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch introduce their brand new podcast, The Therapy Crouch.